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OUR
CHEMICAL MAKEUP
Element
Name: WOMAN
Symbol:
Wo
Atomic
Weight: Don't even
go there!!
Physical
Properties: Generally
round in form. Boils
at nothing and may freeze
at any time. Melts whenever
treated properly. Very
bitter if not used well.
Chemical
Properties: Very
active. Highly unstable.
Possesses strong affinity
to gold, silver, platinum,
and precious stones.
Violent when left alone.
Able to absorb great
amounts of exotic food.
Turns slightly green
when placed next to
a better specimen.
Usage:
Highly ornamental. An
extremely good catalyst
for dispersion of wealth.
Probably the most powerful
income reducing agent
known.
Element
Name: MAN
Symbol:
Xy
Atomic
Weight: 180 +/-
50
Physical
Properties: Fairly
dense and sometimes
flaky. Difficult to
find pure sample.
Chemical
Properties: Attempts
to bond with Wo any
chance it can get. Also
tends to form strong
bonds with itself.
Becomes explosive when
mixed with Kd (element:
child) for prolonged
period of time. Neutralize
by saturating with coke.
Usage:
None known. Possibly
good methane source.
Good samples are able
to produce large quantities
on command.
Caution:
In the absence of Wo,
this element rapidly
decomposes and begins
to smell.
"So
God created Man in His
own image, in the image
of God He created him;
male and female He created
them." Genesis
1:27
"We
are all unique and we
all have our own little
idiosyncrasies. Yet
we are all made in the
image of God. We are
special in the eyes
of God and should hold
each other in the same
way. Through Christ
we have the opportunity
of restoring our personal
relationship with the
Father and through Christ
we can love each other
by seeing through God's
eyes.
Rejoice
in the Lord Always!
Dario
Ferko
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