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"Always
wear clean underwear--words
to live by from Mother.
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ALWAYS
WEAR CLEAN UNDERWEAR
(Or be prepared when
Jesus returns)
- If
you can't say anything
nice, don't say anything
at all.
- Call
your mother..she worries.
- A
lot of people these
days have a B.A.,
M.D., or Ph.D.. Unfortunately,
they don't have a
J.O.B..
- Always
speak the truth and
you'll never be concerned
with your memory.
- It
never hurts to ask,
all they can say is
'no'.
- It
isn't what happens
that's important,
it's how you deal
with it.
- Never
lie in bed at night
asking yourself questions
you can't answer.
- Don't
tell anyone how wonderfully
you're doing, unless
it's your mom.
- Hope
only turns into reality
when followed by action.
- By
the time your children
are fit to live with,
they're living with
someone else.
- When
your knees knock,
kneel on them.
- Even
when you don't know
what you're doing,
do it well.
- Fine
Print is rarely good
news.
- The
really happy person
is the one who can
enjoy the scenery
when he has to take
a detour.
- Things
that never happen
seem to worry us the
most.
- Life
is 10% what you make
it and 90% how you
take it.
- When
opportunity knocks,
don't complain about
the noise.
- What
will today's generation
be able to tell their
children they had
to do without?
- Don't
wait for a crisis
to discover what is
important in life.
- Don't
let failure go to
your head.
- Don't
compromise yourself,
you are all you've
got.
- The
law of heredity is
that all undesirable
traits come from the
other parent.
- A
day of worry is more
exhausting than a
week of work.
- The
young may know the
rules, but the elderly
know the exceptions.
- There
is no right way to
do the wrong thing.
- If
you're not having
fun yet, try harder.
- Don't
talk about it, do
it!
- The
happiness of your
life depends on the
quality of your thoughts.
- Good
instincts usually
tell you what to do
long before your head
has figured it out.
- When
a teenager is watching
T.V., listening to
radio and talking
on the phone, she
is probably doing
her homework.
- Everyone
makes mistakes, that's
why they put erasers
on pencils.
- One
moment of patience
may prevent disaster,
one moment of impatience
may ruin a whole life.
- There
is always free cheese
in a mousetrap.
- Anything
worth having is worth
waiting for.
- The
control center of
your life is your
attitude.
- The
secret of giving advice
is to know when to
stop.
- Remember
to say "Thank
you".
- People
who burn the candle
at both ends are not
as bright as they
think they are.
- Remember,
no swimming for an
hour after eating.
- Be
nice to people on
your way up because
you might meet them
on the way down.
- When
telling the truth,
it is important to
tell the whole truth.
Rejoice
in the Lord Always!
Dario
Ferko
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